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Micro Poems by Deadpool582, literature

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Micro Poems

1 The intent of the revolt Was to save old man Shepard He was a prisoner Of political origin And it caused quite a stir 2 In 1985 Enos started The Great Country Slaughter 3 Candy managed a spot as an inductee Can't say the same for myself 4 He had those rocket ship shoes To take him to Mars 5 Perverts in the hallway Tend to be trouble Travel in groups 6 Attractive women in the hallway Tend to be trouble Travel alone 7 Obesity in the hallway Is a serious problem 8 Your father told me Everybody loved him But nobody saw him And nobody knew him Nobody saw me Nobody knew me 9 She used to give me toothaches But I

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Stealing the Pope Mobile by Deadpool582, literature

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Stealing the Pope Mobile

The stage is black. When the lights come up we see an empty room. There's a couch a bookshelf in the back and a TV in front of the couch. After a beat the door to the house opens and Michael enters. He's dressed like your typical hip, artsy teenager, and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He looks like he's had a hard, long day and chucks his bag behind the couch and flops down on it. After digging around for the remote, he flips the TV on. Newsman: Police say the suspect is a white male, wearing an Old Navy shirt and jeans, with red hair. If you have any information please call our police hotline 555-873-2109. In other news, a

The Twelve Days of Halloween by Deadpool582, literature

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The Twelve Days of Halloween

Phillip Stone dug through his now full bag of candy searching for his favorite snack. He had hit every house on the block, all that is, except for the old Jenkins place. Legend has it that the Jenkins place was home to a family, then they went f*cking crazy and killed each other to pieces! Ever since then, people have said the Jenkins place was haunted. One time three students went to make a documentary about it, then they never came back, then some guy named Thomas found their footage and sent it to a movie theater, and after a bit of motion sickness, everyone found out it was a lie…Poor Tom. Well anyway, Phillip was desperate for as mu

The Sky So Red by Deadpool582, literature

Morning Toast by Deadpool582, literature

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Morning Toast

There was a painful feeling in my chest when I woke up this morning. If you had asked me, I wouldn't have been able to tell you why. For some reason though, I knew today would be the day. I'm standing in the kitchen and my clock says it's 9:03, but I never trusted my clock. I was in the mood for toast so I popped a piece of the dry bread I had in my pantry into my toaster and sat there waiting for it to pop back up. As if God was making a movie out of my life, as soon as the toast popped up there was a knock on my door. Great job Lord, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. I knew who was there. I buttered my toast and walked ove

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The Hatter by Deadpool582, literature

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The Hatter

The Hatter Eighth period. It always seems like the longest one of the day. Sitting there, watching the clock slowly tick tock away. It seems like an eternity of pure boredom. I was slowly nodding off when a knock on the door brought me back from the dead. "Oh," said Ms. Drake. "That must be our new student!" As Ms. Drake paused her lecture to go to the door the class simultaneously began chattering about what this new kid would be like. A boy? A girl? Popular? A loser? The possibilities were endless! The door slowly opened and in stepped the weirdest kid I'll probably ever see in my entire life. His shirt was a dull green, a

Pissed Off by Deadpool582, literature

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Pissed Off

I've been meaning to say this For quite some time And once I get it out I'll feel very sublime I'm sick of mankind Of everything about it I'm sick of the ignorance And happy with it, I'm not one bit Why do people take pleasure In hurting others They do it to their friends They do it to their brothers Why, I ask Is this so fun There are plenty of other things That can be done And I'm sick of adults Who think they're almighty I'm sick of having no rights And I'm sick of whitie tighties! I'm sick of quite a lot Just so you know In case I cuss you out Or call you ho Take no offense To my angry stance I'm glad you read my

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Current Residence: The Street of 11th West
Favourite genre of music: Unclassifiable
Favourite photographer: Irving Penn
Favourite style of art: It's all good
Operating System: Mac OS X
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: The Mole
Personal Quote: "What kind of communist drinks mochas with whipped cream?"

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Bill Sienkiewicz, Mike Mignola, Dan Clowes, Charles Burns

Favourite Movies

Reservoir Dogs, Kontroll

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

The Beatles, Interpol, We Are Wolves, Hot Chip, Joy Division, Holy Fuck

Favourite Writers

George Orwell

Favourite Games

Katamari Damacy

Favourite Gaming Platform

Xbox

Tools of the Trade

A 12 gauge, my wits, and a duck named Francine

Other Interests

Cinematography, Comic Books, Theatre, Cherry Soda, and Zombies

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Deadpool582

Sep 29, 2006

The Halfway Point of the Halfway Point

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Hey, kids.  Been awhile, I know.  But I've been busy.  So busy in fact, I'm going to tell you all about it. So, of course, there's always school.  Junior year's no walk in the park.  First period I've got English 11.  English is usually my strongest subject.  Currently it is one of my weakest.  Why is this you ask?  The teacher, of course.  She leads a very devote English lifestyle.  I've never met someone who is more of an English teacher.  The woman is insane.  And generally gives me poor grades for failing to make connections.  Although I feel there is nothing to worry about.  As she is an English genius, I am hoping some of that knowledg

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Deadpool582

Aug 10, 2006

The Premiere

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The Infamous Zombie Movie, now known only as 'Splinter,' will be making its worldwide debut at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre (located on 31 W. Patrick St. in the basment of the FSK Hotel) tomorrow (Friday). The show starts at 8, and it's just one buck to get. What a deal. So please, join the TJ Film Club for some good old fashioned zombie movie fun. And tell your friends. All of them.

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Deadpool582

Aug 1, 2006

Brief Announcement

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I'm baaaaaaaaaack.

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windcrieslee

Feb 10, 2006

So today, my friend Stephanie and I went over to the frisbee house because we had to sign some housing forms but there wasn't anyone there so our friend Flagger had left his key under the welcome mat so we could let ourselves in. So we did our thing and then we were leaving and I was putting the keys back under the mat and apparently not doing a very good job of it so Steph said "Geez! You don't want to leave the keys hanging out from under the mat, Lee! [long pause] Oh my God, I just said Matt Lee!!" I never thought that would actually occur in a real sentence, but it did. So I thought of you.